Patrick Ewing of the New York Knicks once said “We make a lot of money, but we spend a lot of money too.” Very nicely put, Pat. I’m shocked you didn’t become a financial advisor instead of an NBA star. But Ewing isn’t the only celebrity who has difficulties understanding finances. Here is a list of 5 celebrities you would never want in charge of your spending decisions.

1. Mike Tyson- Between going to prison, biting off Evander Holyfield’s ear, and threatening to eat Lennox Lewis’ children, Mike Tyson was a busy man. Yet, somehow he still found the time to burn through a reported $300 million he earned during his boxing career. Sound impossible? Well it’s true. Tyson’s lavish lifestyle cost him $400,000 a month. His divorce trial cost him $9 million in legal fees by itself. By the time all was said and done, Iron Mike was looking in the face of a $27 million debt. At last check, Tyson was doing a tour around the country sparring with no name hacks for a few bucks a night. How long will it be until we see Tyson on Celebrity Circus trying to dig himself out of this hole

2. M.C. Hammer- If only Hammer had set some money aside and told himself “Can’t touch this” he wouldn’t be here on our list of celebrities who lost it all. Rolling with his 40 person entourage took its toll on Hammer’s wallet. With a $500,000 a month payroll and a lavish lifestyle, it didn’t take long for the rap star to burn through well over $30 million. Where’s a financial adviser when you need him?

3. Wacko Jacko- One expert described Michael Jackson as someone with “a billionaire spending habit for only a millionaire’s spending budget”. In other words, Jacko did what most Americans do daily- he spent more money than he had. He just did it on a much grander scale than any of us ever could imagine. I guess that one plastic surgery he had really cost him quite a bit (is the sarcasm coming across?)

4. Ed McMahon- Who said blowing money was a young man’s game? Don’t tell Ed McMahon that. Johnny Carson’s longtime sidekick recently defaulted on his $4.8 million home loan. At last check, he was past due on nearly $700,000. For someone who’s made millions of dollars during his career, you would think this debt could be paid off in no time. But this is what happens when you spend money like a drunken sailor. McMahon didn’t keep track of how much money was going out, and next thing he knew, he was broke.

5. Evander Holyfield- Holyfield is the 2nd boxer to make this list. Maybe when Mike Tyson bit his ear off, Holyfield lost all his knowledge about managing his finances. According to the Associated Press, the boxer, who made over $200 million during his illustrious career, can no longer afford to pay child support for one of his 10 children. As a result, his ridiculously huge house is going to auction. Take one look at this thing, and you’ll start to understand Holyfield’s spending habits. The 54,000 square foot home had 107 rooms and 17 bathrooms. This thing is bigger than most Holiday Inn’s. Maybe, if Holyfield is lucky, he can talk the new owner into renting out one of those 107 rooms to him.